Today's Guardian exposes how the Conservative Party candidate for London Mayor, Boris Johnson, is shunning the hustings. In the same edition, Jonathan Friedland offers a number of helpful campaign suggestions to Labour, including:
And for those Boris dodges, the mayor ought to deploy one of the oldest tricks in the book: put a man in a chicken suit and send him to follow Johnson, taunting the Conservative for being too frit to face opponents.
With 29 days to go there's no time for pussyfooting around. Hear, hear. Let's scatter the corn.